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Author: niteowl

Date: August 9, 2003

by niteowl
8-09-03
Mr. President, what happened to all the flags that Americans were displaying on their cars and homes during the war?
That is a dumb question. Next...
But sir, it seems that Americans only fly the flag in times of "crisis" or when it is popular to do so.
What news outlet are you reporting for? I bet you're from CBS. You know, I have the power to shut you down for such un-american remarks.
We're from The Onion, an online satire site.
Hmmm. I heard you guys are funny, but I don't understand any of the jokes there.