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| Mr. President, what happened to all the flags that Americans were displaying on their cars and homes during the war? | |
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| That is a dumb question. Next... | |
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| But sir, it seems that Americans only fly the flag in times of "crisis" or when it is popular to do so. | |
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| What news outlet are you reporting for? I bet you're from CBS. You know, I have the power to shut you down for such un-american remarks. | |
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| We're from The Onion, an online satire site. | |
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| Hmmm. I heard you guys are funny, but I don't understand any of the jokes there. | |
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