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Author: niteowl

Date: August 17, 2003

by niteowl
8-17-03
Hello, I'm from RIAA. We have received word that you currently have illegal mp3's on your computer. I'm here to check on this.
Ok, come on in.
You only have mp3's by 8 Seconds, Bourgeois Tagg, and Johnny Hates Jazz? I never heard of any of those bands.
They're semi-obscure one-hit wonder bands from the late 80's. Sadly, none of them are around anymore.
So am I going to be arrested?!?!?
No sir. We only prosecute those who have illegal mp3's of popular and current bands. Sorry to have bothered you.