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Author: niteowl

Date: August 25, 2003

by niteowl
8-25-03
The 70's.
"Today the Surgeon General issued a warning that smoking can cause cancer."
The 80's.
"Today the Surgeon General issued a warning that foods that are high in cholesterol can cause heart disease."
Today.
"Everything is bad for you. In fact, you'll probably die tomorrow. Sincerely Yours, The Surgeon General of the United States."