The Horrors of the Video Store

Author: niteowl

Date: September 5, 2003

by niteowl
9-05-03
I'm sorry sir, but you cannot rent any more movies until you've returned the ones you already have checked out.
I just brought them back now. Go look in your drop box.
Um sir, those are movies from Hollywood video. We are Blockbuster. I can't rent to you until you bring OUR movies back.
Listen you cunt...I brought back movies, I don't care where they're from. Now give me my movies or I'll call your corporate office!