Bad day in the Newsroom

Author: niteowl

Date: October 4, 2003

by niteowl
10-04-03
Welcome to the News at 6. I'm Phil McCracken.
And I'm the token sex object anchor, also known as...nevermind, you don't care what my name is.
Oh come on June, people want to know who you are.
No they don't! This show has always been about you! You and your hip outfits and frizzy hair and beautiful complexion!
Can we please get on with the news now?
Yeah, fine, whatever.