FTC #3 : Rubbing her the wrong way

Author: niteowl

Date: October 11, 2003

by niteowl
10-11-03
A stray cat! I will pet it.
One pat later..
Ah! I am in fact a fairy. And since you have rubbed me, I shall give you one wish!
I wish for Christina Aguilera.
Ok, but she's not REALLY a genie in a bottle. You won't get any wishes out of her.