I'll pop a caption in your ass

Author: niteowl

Date: October 11, 2003

by niteowl
10-11-03
I'm with the Penis Inspection Group. I'm checking young men like yourself to see what the average penis size is among 14-18 year olds.
Do I have to get naked? And what's with the gun?
No, nakedness is not necessary. This is my magic X-Ray magnifying glass. And the gun, well...I need something to measure up with.
Why don't you just whip yours out for comparison?
WHAT?!? Dude, you're sick. I'm outta here.
Sheesh, you just ask a simple question...