Adventures in Shipping - Alternate Version

Author: niteowl

Date: November 20, 2003

by niteowl
11-20-03
FedEx, this is Debbie, can I help you?
I'd like to schedule a pickup.
Number of packages and total weight?
5 packages, 120 pounds.
Your pickup has been scheduled. Thank you for calling FedEx. Goodbye.
5 minutes of talking to a automated phone system, 15 seconds talking to a real person. Figure that one out.