Don't order pizza if you're drunk.

Author: niteowl

Date: November 29, 2003

by niteowl
11-29-03
Hi there. Pizza delivery for Owens. That'll be $13.50 plus tip.
al-alright man. Hey, how much should I give for your tip? Is uh...$20 enough?
$50 would be nice.
Alright, cool. Here ya go.
The next day...
Baby, I swear I don't know what I did with the money. I was a little drunk..
I bet you spent it on a hooker! I can't believe you fucked a hooker in OUR bed while I was slaving away at work last night!