The RIAA Strikes Back

Author: niteowl

Date: December 5, 2003

by niteowl
12-05-03
Can I help you?
Yes, I'm from the RIAA. We have been informed that you have been illegally broadcasting songs from your bathroom.
My bathroom? What the hell are you talking about?
On Thursday at 6:43 a.m., your neighbor heard you singing Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N' Roses while in the shower.
You're kidding, right? It's illegal to sing in the shower now?
It is when that song gets stuck in another person's head for the rest of the day.