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| So explain to me why singing in the shower is cause for the RIAA to threaten legal action against me... | |
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| Well, you were singing a song that is protected by copyright. Because you performed this song to an audience- | |
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| Wait just one goddamned minute...AUDIENCE? | |
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| Yes. Your neighbor heard you, therefore she qualifies as an audience. | |
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| So it's my fault that she has dog ears? | |
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| Her hearing is not the issue, missy. It's your inability to keep your law-breaking down to a dull roar...that's the problem here. | |
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