The RIAA Strikes Back (2)

Author: niteowl

Date: December 5, 2003

by niteowl
12-05-03
So explain to me why singing in the shower is cause for the RIAA to threaten legal action against me...
Well, you were singing a song that is protected by copyright. Because you performed this song to an audience-
Wait just one goddamned minute...AUDIENCE?
Yes. Your neighbor heard you, therefore she qualifies as an audience.
So it's my fault that she has dog ears?
Her hearing is not the issue, missy. It's your inability to keep your law-breaking down to a dull roar...that's the problem here.