Happy Holidays

Author: niteowl

Date: December 13, 2003

by niteowl
12-13-03
At the convenience store...
Hi. Can I help you?
Yeah, a pack of Marlboro Mediums please.
You really should quit smoking, it's bad for your health.
Funny, I don't recall asking for an opinion on how to live my life.
Well, Merry Christmas to you too, jerk!
Are you going to sell me the smokes, or do I have to rob you to get them?