Morning Ritual

Author: niteowl

Date: December 14, 2003

by niteowl
12-14-03
Why do guys always scratch their butts and adjust their junk when they get out of bed in the morning?
Because it's the manly thing to do.
But it's kinda gross, you know.
No its not!
Yes it is! You don't see me going around scratching and rubbing my boobs when I wake up.
If you need help with that, I'd be happy to oblige.