FTC #14 : A Lowdown Dirty Deal

Author: niteowl

Date: December 17, 2003

by niteowl
12-17-03
Happy Birthday, Jesus! Santa sends his love...and this present.
That milk-swilling glory hound? Put it with the others.
...and I want a doggy, and another leg for Jimmy, and a seashell, and a Polly Perky Tits dolly, and...
For the last time, I'm not Santa!! Now go play in Saddam's bunker.
Did you save the Polly Perky Tits doll for me?
Yep. Did you bring the Paris Hilton video?