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| ...and finally, I bequeath all my stock options, my pension, and savings totaling 1.5 million dollars to...my cat, Fluffy. | |
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| What the hell? That crazy twat! I only got a toaster! | |
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| Mommy! Gramma gave me a pink vibrator! Uh, what's a vibrator? | |
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| Actually, I think that's for me sweetie. | |
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| Wow, I got her entire Frank Sinatra record collection. Yay. | |
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| Yeehaw! 1.5 million dollars! I can finally retire and lounge around all day, every day! | |
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