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| I'm feeling pretty bad about this whole situation, and it's time to dispel the rumors and tell the truth. Santa Claus was not a terrorist. | |
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| Our military had gotten reports that an attack was underway, and as that was going on, Mr. Claus was delivering presents and was accidentally shot down. | |
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| For that, all I can say is I'm sorry...and vote for me in 2004! Look how great this administration is at protecting our country from attack! | |
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