The End Of The World

Author: niteowl

Date: December 28, 2003

by niteowl
12-28-03
Oh my God Kim...did you hear? A giant meteor is heading towards Earth and we'll all be dead within 8 hours!
Yeah I heard that...you wanna come over? We can get drunk and fuck each other's brains out for the last few hours of our lives.
I can't, I gotta get to a church and pray for my soul!
You know Roger, it's no wonder that we never made it as a couple.
Meanwhile...
Ok boss, Roger Johnson.
Scratch him off the guest list. Any fool who chooses to sit in a church instead of taking an offer like that doesn't deserve to be up here.