Religious Differences

Author: niteowl

Date: December 28, 2003

by niteowl
12-28-03
In Baghdad...
Stop right there. I am Pvt. Pyle, U.S. Military. Are you with us, or against us?
Uh, with you I think.
Ok, good. Have you given up on that evil religion known as Islam yet?
Nope. And I won't, either.
Ugh. Why is it that none of you towelheads want to embrace Christianity?
Because our God, Allah, can beat the crap out of your God, Santa Claus.