The Americanization of Iraq

Author: niteowl

Date: January 10, 2004

by niteowl
1-10-04
Excuse me Mr. Soldier...when are you Americans going to get cable over here?
Cable? Dude, screw cable. It's way too expensive and you get a lot less channels. Satellite is the way to go.
Ok, then when are we going to get satellite? We really want to see those great American TV shows.
Which shows do ya'll want to see?
NASCAR, football, and that Playboy show. Woo woo! Hot American girls!
You know what, I don't care what anybody says...you towelheads are pretty darn cool.