FTC #18 : Give that bitch a Twinkie already!

Author: niteowl

Date: January 13, 2004

by niteowl
1-13-04
What can I get you sir?
I’ve got very special dietary requirements and i'm not really sure if I can eat here
Well we do try to have something on the menu for everyone, and our chef can make up absolutely anything you could want.
Well in that case maybe I will have something.
The amish guy out there wants the Kate Moss special...
Alrighty...One empty plate, coming up!