Crocodile Rock

Author: niteowl

Date: January 14, 2004

by niteowl
1-14-04
While watching "The Real World"
"I can't believe you hurt me like that! Do you realize how depressed I am because of you?"
*sniffle*
*KNOCK KNOCK*
" I HATE YOU! Yet I love you! BUT I STILL HATE YOU!"
*sniffle* Oh my God, this is so dramatic! Honey, can you get the door please?
2 minutes later, during a commercial break.
Who was at the door?
A crocodile. He said you stole his tears and he wants 'em back.