Those Darn Upcoming Holidays

Author: niteowl

Date: January 15, 2004

by niteowl
1-15-04
Hey Frosty.
Hi Rudolph.
Will you be my valentine?
Sure. Will you remember me when on Memorial Day when I've melted away?
AHA! It is I, Jesus! I knew you'd fucking forget about Easter!
Of course, like I'm going to celebrate that pagan holiday.