Microsoft vs. Linux

Author: niteowl

Date: January 17, 2004

by niteowl
1-17-04
Bill Gates kidnaps the Linux penguin and brings him to Microsoft headquarters.
Well penguin, since you refuse to give up your fight for a piece of the OS pie, we'll just have to kill you. Bruce...can you come here, please?
But Mr. Gates...I'm not the Linux spokespenguin, I'm a-
Bill, do you realize that was the Pittsburgh Penguins' mascot you just had killed off?
Oh well. I don't like that Mario Lemieux guy anyways.