Semi-Close Encounter

Author: niteowl

Date: January 25, 2004

by niteowl
1-25-04
Hey there Mr. Alien, nice gun. What does it do?
It has a myriad of uses, but mostly I use it for flambéing and sautéing.
That's dumb! Whoever heard of a gun that helps you cook? Guns are for killing and maiming! You must be a gay alien!
So do you take that thing clothes shopping with you? Do you zap those bland browns and turn 'em into pastels? HAHA! You suck, dude!
...set to total annihilation...