World's Worst #4

Author: niteowl

Date: January 26, 2004

by niteowl
1-26-04
1.
Mom, the Jell-o is talking to me. It's telling me to spare my stomach the misery and go to McDonald's.
2.
Where's daddy? Why, he's on your plate!
3.
Mom, this hamburger is a little undercooked.