The New Kid In Town

Author: niteowl

Date: February 15, 2004

by niteowl
2-15-04
So you're the new kid in town, eh?
Yep. Your days of ruling this house are over.
Oh really...
Yeah, REALLY. Us babies need to be taken care of constantly. All it takes is 30 seconds of blood-curdling screams, and everything stops 'round here.
You just wait until the next time I take a dump on the rug. They'll blame you.
Ha. I don't think so, buddy. My poop is in the greenish/yellow stage, and yours ain't.