World's Worst Things to Say to Your Doctor

Author: niteowl

Date: February 19, 2004

by niteowl
2-19-04
1.
I haven't showered in a month.
2.
A coupla 'dem 'dere bugs jumped offa me an' onta you.
3.
I discovered some creative uses for those tongue depressors while you were out of the room. Wanna see?