FTC #24 : Aliens Kidnapped My Pancakes

Author: niteowl

Date: February 20, 2004

by niteowl
2-20-04
Mummy, can I have some pancakes?
We have to wait for Daddy sweetheart. He will be home any minute.
3 Hours Later
Where's Daddy? I want pancakes!
Where the hell is he?
Later...
Honey, I'm sorry I didn't come home this morning. Let's talk about this...what are you thinking?
I'm just wondering how one person can be kidnapped by aliens 39 times in 2 months.