Necessities

Author: niteowl

Date: February 28, 2004

by niteowl
2-28-04
You wanted to see me boss?
Yes X-18, it's time for your yearly review and upgrade.
Excellent! What do I get this year?
A microchip upgrade, night vision optical upgrade, and a photon torpedo gun with an ultra-violet laser sighting.
Great! What about a penis?
You got the vagina you requested last year. Don't get greedy, kid.