God Smites the Oscar Crowd

Author: niteowl

Date: March 2, 2004

by niteowl
3-02-04
Charlize! What are you doing here?
Hi Adrian! Oh, I'm here cause God smited me for not wearing makeup and gaining 30 pounds in Monster. Why are you here?
The kiss.
Ooh! I bet God smacked you down for that one.
Yeah. He said, "BINACA! WHERE WAS THE BINACA THEN, HUH?"
Damn! Say, did you see Billy? He got sent down here too because of the war jokes. Apparently, war is no laughing matter "up there".