The Devils Face The Music

Author: niteowl

Date: June 13, 2001

by niteowl
6-13-01
Scott Stevens gets an earful...
Sooo Mr. Stevens....where the hell were you in the Finals, huh? You were spilling the other teams' blood all playoffs long!
Uhh..It was that damn Mario Lemieux in the 3rd round! He lulled me to sleep with his slow-motion skatin...AAAAH!
Martin Brodeur feels the pain....
Well Martin, you sure let in some softies in the Finals...
I couldn't concentrate. I knew ESPN was showing my wife in the stands every 5 minutes....OH SHITTT!
Meanwhile, Lou Lamoriello is spared...Again.
Lou, it's simple. Go get that Satan guy from Buffalo. Anyone with a name like that has to be good...And get rid of that putz Sutton already, will ya?
Yes Master, Yes Master...Get Satan...Get Satan...