Love Thy Neighbor

Author: niteowl

Date: March 7, 2004

by niteowl
3-07-04
Hi there, Monty. I'm delivering my daughter's Girl Scout cookies. I see you ordered 2 boxes of Thin Mints, and 3 boxes of Trefoils.
Um Patty, why isn't she delivering them herself?
She's sick. Say, you're looking kinda cute today, Monty...
Thanks. Uh, can I have my cookies now?
In fact, so damn cute that I could just suck you off right now. How would you like that, huh?
Look, just give me my fucking cookies, alright?