No Cheapshots Here

Author: niteowl

Date: March 10, 2004

by niteowl
3-10-04
Raquel Welch was hotter!
No way! Jayne Mansfield was!
1 minute later.
You realize if I had teeth I would've bit the fuck out of you.
I would've pulled your hair, if you had any. And I tried kicking you but my hip popped out of joint.