Presidential Campaign Ads

Author: niteowl

Date: March 11, 2004

by niteowl
3-11-04
March 2004.
I know how to keep our economy strong, and keep our country safe.
I will fight against corporate greed and cronyism.
July 2004.
John Kerry is a terrorist, a flag-burner, and a dope smoking hippie freak.
Our president hates everyone who isn't a straight, white, rich, redneck.
October 2004.
I have tapes of John Kerry giving all the aliens from his home planet anal probes and blowjobs.
Our president fucked his dog, then killed it. Do you seriously believe it died of natural causes?