Why Hijackers Suck

Author: niteowl

Date: March 15, 2004

by niteowl
3-15-04
Well, this has been a great trip. Our first time on a plane, and it gets hijacked.
Fuck it, I'm gonna storm the cockpit and take those bastards down.
Are you crazy? You'll get killed!
I don't care...
Those assholes prevented me from getting my complimentary bag of peanuts.