Burning Questions Answered

Author: niteowl

Date: March 16, 2004

by niteowl
3-16-04
Who Shot J.R.?
Who killed Laura Palmer?
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Carmen, you are under arrest for the murder of Laura Palmer and the attempted murder of J.R. Ewing.
Hey, go fuck yourself Barbrady. I'm trying to SOLVE those crimes!