The Misanthropic Doctor

Author: niteowl

Date: March 20, 2004

by niteowl
3-20-04
I've been having really bad menstrual cramps lately, Doc.
Then go down to the corner store and buy some Midol. DUH.
Doctor, I'm having a tough time getting an erection and-
Rent a porno, dumbass.
It's just a flesh wound. Here's a band-aid.