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| I just got tickets to go see [name of crappy mallcore band]!! Wanna go? | |
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| I'd rather masturbate with a sheet of extra coarse sandpaper. I'd rather watch a triple feature of Gigli, Glitter, and any Vin Diesel movie. | |
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| I'd rather listen to Rush Limbaugh for 5 seconds. I'd rather vote for Bush in November. I'd rather... | |
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| So you're saying you might wanna go? | |
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| Yeah maybe, just to kill them. | |
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