Wrong Number

Author: niteowl

Date: April 12, 2004

by niteowl
4-12-04
True story from 5 minutes ago. Just pretend that my girlfriend is talking on a cell phone.
Hello?
Yeah, is Kelly there?
NO! Kelly is in rehab and has been told not to talk to her former friends.
*CLICK*
If she calls back, I'm gonna tell them that she has her mouth on someone's dick and can't talk right now.
*RING RING*