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DEAR DIARY: RAAARRR! TODAY I MET NICE YOUNG GIRL!
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| RARR! WOULD YOU LIKE TO CORNHOLE, FINE YOUNG SPECIMEN OF HU-MAN FLESH AND BONES? | |
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| Cornhole? Do you mean, like, go out on a date? | |
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HU-MAN WAS QUITE BEAUTIFUL BUT VERY OBSTINATE.
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NATURALLY, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. SHE GAVE IN AND GAVE ME HER DIGITS! RAARR!
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| GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I MAY CALL TO CORNHOLE YOU AT MY EARLIEST CONVENIENCE. | |
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