Making A Deposit

Author: niteowl

Date: April 23, 2004

by niteowl
4-23-04
So how many times did you masturbate today?
Six.
You should just go down to the sperm bank and donate. Think of all the money you'd make.
Yeah, but what about all the money in child support I'd have to pay for the children I father?
Um, you don't have to pay child support to those women...
Oh no...Don't tell me that I have to marry them!