Little League Post-Game Show (5)

Author: niteowl

Date: May 1, 2004

by niteowl
5-01-04
Good afternoon sir. Did your son play in today's game? How did he do?
I don't have kids.
Then why are you here?
Oh shit, this guy's a child molester...
I come here for the cheap food. $2 for a hot dog, chips, AND soda! What a deal!