FTC #33 : Swaying The Vote

Author: niteowl

Date: May 5, 2004

by niteowl
5-05-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
TOBOR UNABLE TO CORNHOLE COMMUNIST INTO SUBMISSION. COMMUNIST SAYS HE'S STILL VOTING FOR KERRY. TOBOR SORRY!
Dang it! Rummy, grab your dildo and get that purty mouth of yours warmed up, we're headin' over to Spankling's house!