FTC #33 : Woe

Author: niteowl

Date: May 5, 2004

by niteowl
5-05-04
RAAAAAR! TOBOR COME TO CORNHOLE!!!!
Holy Powdered Hyena Semen! How'd you get in here?
TOBOR FIND KEY UNDER WELCOME MAT. HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF TOBOR, THE RED ROBOT RUMP RAPIST?
I don't believe I have.
TOBOR WILL NEVER HIT QUOTA THIS MONTH.
...And you can take that flower from the Church of Religious Consciousness and plant it in your ass!