23:59 - Hour #21

Author: niteowl

Date: May 9, 2004

by niteowl
5-09-04
12:00am - Meeting with the First Lady again.
Shaniqua, your son Jeff and I found the bomb and it has been defused.
Oh, thank God...
And where is the President? Awfully late to still be playing golf...
He's probably out banging an intern.
That sounds familiar...
I was kidding. He has no penis.