FTC #34 Psychic

Author: niteowl

Date: May 14, 2004

by niteowl
5-14-04
Mom, did you and Dad go out for a long time before you got married and had me?
Yes, we did.
What was your first date with him like?
It was...well, let's just say it was interesting...
*Start Flashback*
Ernie, you're definitely the best kisser in the family.
Aw, shucks. Thank ya kindly, cousin.