Ok, so there's this fork in the road...

Author: niteowl

Date: May 15, 2004

by niteowl
5-15-04
Hey, cripple boy! We don' take kindly to your kind 'round-
Is this the way to E3?
E3? What the hell are you talkin' about, boy?
It's a video game convention, brainiac.
You need to come on down to the church, boy! Put 100 dollars on that there collection plate and the preacher'll make you walk again! Hallelujah!