The Campaign Trail

Author: niteowl

Date: May 15, 2004

by niteowl
5-15-04
Alright kids, we have a special guest today. Right up here with me is none other than the President of the United States, Mr. George W. Bush!
Thank you, Mrs. Crabapple. I'm here to talk about something very important in all our lives, and that is my re-election campaign.
So please...do your part to ensure that I get re-elected by passing your lunch money forward! Keep this country safe for 4 more years!
A bully screaming "GO USA" knocked me down and stole my lunch money earlier.
I already did my part. I supported big business by outsourcing my lunch money to the Wal-Mart down the street for NASCAR gear and candy bars.