EA Sports. It's in the Game.

Author: niteowl

Date: May 16, 2004

by niteowl
5-16-04
Look at that, you checked me and I did a triple somersault, crashed through the glass, landed on some hottie's lap, and her top came off!
This NHL game is so realistic!
Dude, You've completed 56 of 57 passes for 1,245 yards and 12 TDs! That's ALMOST a record!
Madden NFL is so realistic!
Man, you just lapped the entire field 5 times, without changing your tires or refueling!
Dude, this NASCAR game is oh-SO realistic!