Red Alert

Author: niteowl

Date: May 29, 2004

by niteowl
5-29-04
Good morning.
Good morning! Oh my God! I'm so glad Fantasia won American Idol last night!
Oh. I don't watch American Idol. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of work to do-
Oh my God, all REAL Americans watch American Idol! What are you, some kind of terrorist?
No, I just don't own a TV.
OH MY GOD, you ARE a terrorist! SOMEONE CALL 911, WE'RE ALL IN GREAT DANGER!